I Survived Meiosis and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

I've been waiting for this moment since sixth grade.

I've held this super-awesome joke inside since I heard about cell division in science class. I turned to my best friend Stacy and said, "There should be a baby shirt that says, 'I survived meiosis and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'" I swear, I thought it was the best joke in the history of jokes, at least until I came up with my next zinger.

Well, I had this shirt made for Stacy's daughter Sophie. After Soph outgrew it, she sent it my way. And now, I present to you, a joke twenty years in the making:
Jack's just the guy to pull it off. He's a jokester--the ultimate king of comedy. See? He has a crown and everything!